Dash Dash Dash, Dit Dit
More from Carl:
We could all use some humor. Here are some of the funnier lines I have seen on the NSA spy scandal.
Hey, let’s trust our privacy to people who spend millions of dollars on “opposition research” to get elected.“your privacy is important to me,” said the guy who’s president only because of the release of 2 different sealed divorced proceedings.Does the NSA have access to Obama’s college transcripts?Man, I feel like a sap for buying online storage when the NSA was doing it for free.If you still think there are problems to which the solution is “more government,” go play in traffic.
The White House today closed the gift shop and opened a Verizon store after it was revealed that the National Security Agency seized millions of Verizon phone records. How ironic is that? We wanted a president who listens to all Americans. Now we have one.
President Obama clarified the situation today. He said no one is listening to your phone calls. He said it’s not what the program is all about. You know, like the IRS targeting certain political groups. That’s not what it’s about.
The White House is looking through our phone records, checking our computers, monitoring our emails. When did the government suddenly become our psycho ex-girlfriend? When did that happen?
The IRS has taken some heat for reportedly spending $4 million on a conference in Anaheim last year, where employees took dancing lessons. One of the dances they learned? Tap dancing around the issues.
If Obama wants to put this snooping thing to good use, how about spying on the IRS the next time they throw a $4 million party? Why don’t you do that?
- Obama on NSA surveillance: Can’t have 100% security and 100% privacy (thedestructionist.wordpress.com)