Dash Dash Dash, Dit Dit


More from Carl:

We could all use some humor. Here are some of the funnier lines I have seen on the NSA spy scandal.
Most of these come from IowaHawk – a very funny and pithy guy
Hey, let’s trust our privacy to people who spend millions of dollars on “opposition research” to get elected.
“your privacy is important to me,” said the guy who’s president only because of the release of 2 different sealed divorced proceedings.
Does the NSA have access to Obama’s college transcripts?
Man, I feel like a sap for buying online storage when the NSA was doing it for free.
If you still think there are problems to which the solution is “more government,” go play in traffic.
Glen Reynolds: NSA WHISTLEBLOWER GOES PUBLIC. Some are calling him a hero, others a traitor. I’d say it’s a bit early to form an opinion, though the stuff he’s released is creating a much-needed stir. It’s very interesting to see the traditional left-right split erode, as Glenn Beck praises Glenn Greenwald’s big scoop.
Yeah, that Immigration Bill: Immigration Bill Opposition Grows
Finally, more jokes:
The Tonight Show with Jay Leno:

The White House today closed the gift shop and opened a Verizon store after it was revealed that the National Security Agency seized millions of Verizon phone records. How ironic is that? We wanted a president who listens to all Americans. Now we have one.

President Obama clarified the situation today. He said no one is listening to your phone calls. He said it’s not what the program is all about. You know, like the IRS targeting certain political groups. That’s not what it’s about.

The White House is looking through our phone records, checking our computers, monitoring our emails. When did the government suddenly become our psycho ex-girlfriend? When did that happen?

The IRS has taken some heat for reportedly spending $4 million on a conference in Anaheim last year, where employees took dancing lessons. One of the dances they learned? Tap dancing around the issues.

If Obama wants to put this snooping thing to good use, how about spying on the IRS the next time they throw a $4 million party? Why don’t you do that?


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An American patriot who has gone rogue - I will remember in November!

4 responses to “Dash Dash Dash, Dit Dit”

  1. ctlo34 says :

    As you may know, the Senate is about to take up the Immigration Reform bill. I’ll have more on that in coming days. But in my estimation it’s current form is unacceptable to American sovereignty.

    If you feel as strongly as I do, please call the US Senate switchboard and have your opinion recorded. Maybe we can show them we will not roll over on this bill.

    (202) 224-3121.

  2. Scott says :

    IowaHawk that’s the guy that Tony Robbins used in his Nat Debt video that was stellar!

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