Hump Day Report: Hillary’s Whereabouts Revealed!
ALOHA, ALL!! For two weeks, not a sound, peep, cackle-laugh or even written statement from still serving Secretary of State Hillary Clinton. Yet this isn’t considered odd? She supposedly had a concussion (dubbed “The Immaculate Concussion” by Laura Ingraham) but no status reports or updates…for two weeks. That must have been some doozy of a concussion. Frankly, if she was so laid up because of this shouldn’t we be concerned about her potential presidential ambitions? Ask any doctor – he or she will tell you that a concussion this severe is, well, a coma. But take heart! Finally, it was announced today that Hillary would “return to work next week.” OK. Let’s see what her work schedule will really be like. And look for the concussion to rear its head again (ha, ha) when it’s time for her to testify about Benghazi. The story will be that she’s still suffering from its after-effects and isn’t it cruel that those nasty Republicans want to put her in front of Congress anyhow?? To answer demeaning and pointed questions?? How heartless! Senate Republicans Refuse to Confirm Kerry Until Hillary Testifies The Clinton saga of trickery continues…reminds me of that old soap opera “As the World Turns.” New title: “As the Clintons Deceive.” Look for Hillary to have amnesia next.
It’s all part of Clinton’s ‘cohesive strategy’ and it’s been used before: The Fix Is In: Hillary’s Benghazi Cover-up Like Vince Foster’s Death Investigation “Cohesive strategy is a smoke and mirrors public relations trick where the White House tells Americans and investigators what they want them to know as opposed to what really happened, and how their scripted version becomes the so-called truth, the ‘talking points,’ the narrative picked up by the media.”
In Other News:
No New Offer From Obama at White House ‘Cliff’ Meeting‘ “President Obama and congressional leaders met for more than an hour Friday to try to reach a breakthrough on a fiscal deal. A source familiar with the meeting said Obama would not offer leaders a new offer, but would push them to allow an up-or-down vote on legislation to prevent looming tax hikes and spending cuts set for January.” A WHOLE HOUR????? THEY MUST BE EXHAUSTED.
Obama Orders Raise for Biden, Members of Congress, Federal Workers (Shaka to Brett) “President Barack Obama issued an executive order to end the pay freeze on federal employees, in effect giving some federal workers a raise. One federal worker now to receive a pay increase is Vice President Joe Biden.”
White House Petition to Deport Piers Morgan Tops 80,000 Signatures “For those of you who don’t know who Piers Morgan is, he is an anchor for CNN (now you know why you haven’t heard of him), he is also a rabid anti-gun, half wit brit who has used his soapbox lately to disparage our gun laws.” And the latest Gallup poll: Opposition to Handgun Ban Hits All-Time High Ban opposed, 74/24. Poor Piers – Britain doesn’t want him, either! Piers, this is for you (Shaka to Lee) Chicago Hits 500 Homicides “Here’s your gun control failure of the year. Mayor Rahm Emanuel and the Bradys were unavailable for comment.”
RIP to another American hero: ‘Stormin’ Norman’ Schwarzkopf Dies “Along with two combat tours in Vietnam, Schwarzkopf also coordinated American landing forces in the invasion of Grenada in 1983, prior to Operation Desert Storm.”
GOD BLESS AMERICA – PASS THIS ON!!
Happy New Year, HDR Readers – we’ve got our work cut out for us.
- Charles Krauthammer: Hillary Clinton “Seems to Have a Severe Benghazi Allergy” (foxnewsinsider.com)