HDR News Alert! Hitler Reacts to “Doggate”
HDR Readers…Special Breaking News! Der Fuhrer just learned that Barack Obama ate dogs. He is not happy. Was there a shortage of arugula? How about lobster? As you know, Mitt Romney has now been branded unable to empathize and to be…well…human because the family dog rode on the roof of the car (Gee – I sure remember this happening quite a lot back in the day, but I digress.) Anyhow, how can someone possibly be fit for public office if he’s done such a thing? Apparently, eating dog is OK though. But Hitler is upset.
Everyone should be required to drive his or her dog around like this!!!!! In a limo. Or at least a bullet-proof SUV. With a personal driver. And a police escort. And Secret Service protection. As David Axelrod wrote, “How loving owners transport their dogs.” Sure, David. Can you say “BACKFIRE“?????? How about “EPIC FAIL“?????