Hump Day Report: Hillary’s Whereabouts Revealed!

ALOHA, ALL!!  For two weeks, not a sound, peep, cackle-laugh or even written statement from still serving Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.  Yet this isn’t considered odd?  She supposedly had a concussion (dubbed “The Immaculate Concussion” by Laura Ingraham) but no status reports or updates…for two weeks.  That must have been some doozy of a concussion.  Frankly, if she was so laid up because of this shouldn’t we be concerned about her  potential presidential ambitions?  Ask any doctor – he or she will tell you that a concussion this severe is, well, a coma.  But take heart!  Finally, it was announced today that Hillary would “return to work next week.”  OK.  Let’s see what her work schedule will really be like.  And look for the concussion to rear its head again (ha, ha) when it’s time for her to testify about Benghazi.  The story will be that she’s still suffering from its after-effects and isn’t it cruel that those nasty Republicans want to put her in front of Congress anyhow??  To answer demeaning and pointed questions??  How heartless!  Senate Republicans Refuse to Confirm Kerry Until Hillary Testifies  The Clinton saga of trickery continues…reminds me of that old soap opera “As the World Turns.”  New title:  ”As the Clintons Deceive.”  Look for Hillary to have amnesia next.

Hillary Clinton Expected to Return to Work Next Week After spending Nearly Three Weeks Out Due to Concussion 

It’s all part of Clinton’s ‘cohesive strategy’ and it’s been used before:  The Fix Is In:  Hillary’s Benghazi Cover-up Like Vince Foster’s Death Investigation  ”Cohesive strategy is a smoke and mirrors public relations trick where the White House tells Americans and investigators what they want them to know as opposed to what really happened, and how their scripted version becomes the so-called truth, the ‘talking points,’ the narrative picked up by the media.”

How sweet……

In Other News:

No New Offer From Obama at White House ‘Cliff’ Meeting‘  ”President Obama and congressional leaders met for more than an hour Friday to try to reach a breakthrough on a fiscal deal. A source familiar with the meeting said Obama would not offer leaders a new offer, but would push them to allow an up-or-down vote on legislation to prevent looming tax hikes and spending cuts set for January.”  A WHOLE HOUR?????  THEY MUST BE EXHAUSTED.

Obama Orders Raise for Biden, Members of Congress, Federal Workers   (Shaka to Brett) ”President Barack Obama issued an executive order to end the pay freeze on federal employees, in effect giving some federal workers a raise. One federal worker now to receive a pay increase is Vice President Joe Biden.”

White House Petition to Deport Piers Morgan Tops 80,000 Signatures  ”For those of you who don’t know who Piers Morgan is, he is an anchor for CNN (now you know why you haven’t heard of him), he is also a rabid anti-gun, half wit brit who has used his soapbox lately to disparage our gun laws.”  And the latest Gallup poll:  Opposition to Handgun Ban Hits All-Time High  Ban opposed, 74/24.  Poor Piers - Britain doesn’t want him, either!  Piers, this is for you (Shaka to Lee)  Chicago Hits 500 Homicides  ”Here’s your gun control failure of the year. Mayor Rahm Emanuel and the Bradys were unavailable for comment.”

RIP to another American hero:  ‘Stormin’ Norman’ Schwarzkopf Dies  ”Along with two combat tours in Vietnam, Schwarzkopf also coordinated American landing forces in the invasion of Grenada in 1983, prior to Operation Desert Storm.”

GOD BLESS AMERICA – PASS THIS ON!!

Happy New Year, HDR Readers – we’ve got our work cut out for us.

Related articles

• Charles Krauthammer: Hillary Clinton “Seems to Have a Severe Benghazi Allergy” (foxnewsinsider.com)

Hump Day Report: Feminists Protest Time Magazine

ALOHA, ALL!!  No, it’s not true…feminists aren’t protesting Time magazine.  But I’m asking myself, “WHY THE HECK NOT???”  As you know by now, Time named Barry/Barack Soetoro/Obama its “Person of the Year.”  Again.  The reason?  Richard Stengle, Time’s Executive Editor, breathlessly explains, “For finding and forging a new majority, for turning weakness into opportunity and for seeking, amid great adversity, to create a more perfect union, Barack Obama is TIME’s 2012 Person of the Year.”  Barf.  And who did Barry beat to win this ridiculous (OOPS!  Sometimes my fingers type uncontrollably)  prestigious award?  Malala Yousafzai.  Don’t recognize the name?  She’s the young Pakistani activist who was shot in the head by the Taliban for her crusade for better girls’ education.  So let’s get this straight:  run up a $16 trillion debt, play a record number of rounds of golf, create class warfare, decimate the military, rule by fiat and basically be an arrogant egomaniac and you can be “Person of the Year.”   Meanwhile, a young woman who risked her life to create a better world for her fellow countrywomen is snubbed.  Where are the feminists, indeed.

Time Reveals Its Short List For Person of The Year

The Choice:  Time’s Person of the Year

Runner-Up:  Malala Yousafzai

In Other News:

Joe Biden Was Behind The Robert Bork Nomination Smear  ”A quarter of a century ago, a good and great man was slandered to maintain liberal judicial power. It was Vice President Joe Biden, who as a senator, led the injustices committed against Judge Robert Bork.”  Farewell to a great man:  Robert Bork, RIP

Obama:  Task Force on Gun Violence To Offer ‘Real Reforms’ By January  “The group, to be led by Vice President Biden, is tasked with finding solutions to reduce gun violence in the wake of the Newtown, Conn., elementary school shooting.”  Seriously??????  Is Biden going to focus like a laser beam on this just like he did with the stimulus money?  What a joke!  Of course, don’t expect Biden to get confused with facts like these:  More Americans Favor School Officials Having Guns than Weapon Ban  (Shaka to Biz)

From our friends at The Looking Spoon:  

Check out Piers “Doofus” Morgan’s take on guns (Shaka to hubby):  

The Benghazi Report:  How Smoothly Washington Washes Away Its Scandals   ”Although it ardently sold the phony video meme idea for weeks, the Obama White House was not implicated in the official report. Although she’s been in charge of the State Department for the entire term, Clinton was not implicated in the official report.  An aide said Clinton had sent word to Congress she’d be willing to meet with members later which, of course, is what she’s been saying all fall. These darn schedules just haven’t worked out, you see.”

Hey Hillary – it’s a good thing you have a “concussion” because:   Ex-US Marine Arrested in Mexico for Possession of Family Heirloom    and  American Pastor Imprisoned While Visiting Family In Iran  Otherwise, there would be no excuse for the State Department not doing EVERYTHING in its power to get these Americans freed!

Poor Hillary – you thought you had a headache before:  Benghazi Report disqualifies Hillary Clinton For White House in 2016  ”Hillary Clinton could answer the many questions of accountability and cause that this report doesn’t, but it’s likely part of her campaign strategy not to. She is not likely to want to address a report that presents a depth of State Department incompetence and mismanagement that should disqualify her for any office, let alone the presidency.  The Peter Principle — or is it the Hillary Principle? — should not extend to the White House. For her, it should end at the State Department.”

GOD BLESS AMERICA – PASS THIS ON!!

Related articles

• Silence of the Feminists by Theodore Dalrymple (city-journal.org)
• Malala leads TIME’s Person of the Year list (nation.com.pk)
• The Fix is in: Hillary’s Benghazi cover-up – like Vince Foster death investigation (canadafreepress.com)