More from Carl:
We could all use some humor. Here are some of the funnier lines I have seen on the NSA spy scandal.
Hey, let’s trust our privacy to people who spend millions of dollars on “opposition research” to get elected.“your privacy is important to me,” said the guy who’s president only because of the release of 2 different sealed divorced proceedings.Does the NSA have access to Obama’s college transcripts?Man, I feel like a sap for buying online storage when the NSA was doing it for free.If you still think there are problems to which the solution is “more government,” go play in traffic.
The White House today closed the gift shop and opened a Verizon store after it was revealed that the National Security Agency seized millions of Verizon phone records. How ironic is that? We wanted a president who listens to all Americans. Now we have one.
President Obama clarified the situation today. He said no one is listening to your phone calls. He said it’s not what the program is all about. You know, like the IRS targeting certain political groups. That’s not what it’s about.
The White House is looking through our phone records, checking our computers, monitoring our emails. When did the government suddenly become our psycho ex-girlfriend? When did that happen?
The IRS has taken some heat for reportedly spending $4 million on a conference in Anaheim last year, where employees took dancing lessons. One of the dances they learned? Tap dancing around the issues.
If Obama wants to put this snooping thing to good use, how about spying on the IRS the next time they throw a $4 million party? Why don’t you do that?
- Obama on NSA surveillance: Can’t have 100% security and 100% privacy (thedestructionist.wordpress.com)
ALOHA, ALL!!! It’s HEE-ER – the greatest show on earth is infolding today. I have no doubt that it will be filled with bombastic speeches, patronizing words about women and minorities, and outright lies. Here’s a preview of the Democratic National Convention (Shaka to Carl for the image – LOVE it!!! It’s from The People’s Cube blog.)
What To Expect At The Democratic Convention “Watch any episode of “Walking Dead” and you’ll get a preview. Progressive ideas are beyond old. They’re dead. Yet they’re still walking around, mindless zombies reflexively moaning left-wing clichés and petrified orthodoxy.”
Labor Tries To Soften Image With ‘Hug A Union Thug’ Booth In Charlotte “We see this as an opportunity to dispel that stereotype that union members are mean, scary and violent. What better way to disarm folks than to hug them?”
The Dumb Blonde Joke Behind The Democratic National Convention ”…with the women’s vote in several key swing states being critical to Obama’s reelection, Democrats will continue to exploit women as helpless and reliant citizens married to the trough of government and they will continue to pray that their attempt to make women believe that Mitt Romney is The Boston Strangler and that Paul Ryan is Jack the Ripper takes hold.” (Be sure to read this to see why Hillary won’t be there…has Barry exiled her? You be the judge.)
Democrats Start Convention By Going Crazy ”The most notable excess so far came from the head of the California Democratic Party, who, egged on by a radio reporter who asked him about the “fact checking” of Paul Ryan’s convention speech, launched into a diatribe about how Republicans are Nazis…”
Giant Obama Sand Sculpture Stands Near Convention ”A 25-foot sand sculpture of President Barack Obama brings some of the beach to the Democratic National Convention’s host city.” BUT WAIT!!! Did it disappear?? Heavy Rains Wash Away Mount Obama ”A torrential downpour that struck Charlotte on Saturday afternoon damaged the Mount Rushmore-style sand sculpture bust of President Obama — an ominous beginning to what many fear is a plagued convention.” LOL – this thing is just plain creepy!
Signs The Democratic Convention Could Be A Boon – For The GOP ”So what do you do when you can’t fill a venue? “Bus them in,” says a Democrat official. According to Reuters, that’s exactly what they are planning on doing. Of course the ‘smoke and mirror’ admin is spinning this to look as though tickets are going fast, and why wouldn’t they be when the purchase price is… free!” (Read this to see who’s actually snapping up those free tickets – Team Obama won’t be amused!)
In Other News:
Glenn Beck Respects the SEALs. Remember how I wrote about the robopen-signed form letter Obama sent to the families of the SEALs killed in that helicopter crash? Beck couldn’t let that slide – great video: Glenn Beck Offers Moment of Silence For Fallen SEALs
He doesn’t have anything better to do? White House Releases Beer Recipes But alert the media – he’s kept a promise!
But he’s such a nice guy….Democrats Air Frustration With Obama’s ‘Cockiness’ ”The article reports Obama’s associates characterize this bluster and political zeal as “cockiness.” Further, Washington Democrats say he is all too eager to offer unsolicited advice — on handshakes, writing, and parenting, among other topics. For those activities at which he feels inadequate, Obama reportedly dedicates considerable time to practice, no matter how trivial the pastime…”
No wonder the Dems are freaking out. GOP Voters At An All-Time High ”If the GOP advantage holds through November, it is likely that the electorate will be evenly split, like it was in 2004 or possibly have a Republican edge. If that is the case, then current media polling is way off-base. Democrats and the media may wake up in shock on November 7th.”
Final Thought (Dedicated to the Dems): ”All that pressure got you down, has your head spinning all around…Freak out! Le Freak – C’est Chic!” R&B Band “Chic”, 1978
So yeah….I gotta post this!
GOD BLESS AMERICA – PASS THIS ON – REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER – 62 DAYS AND COUNTING!!
- 800 freaks in pre-DNC protest (fellowshipofminds.wordpress.com)