Hump Day Report: Alert the Media! Obama Begins Campaign
ALOHA, ALL!! Barack Obama decided to make THE Ohio State University the first “official” stop of his campaign Saturday. Is he fooling anyone? Besides those hordes of adoring, naive college students, that is. Obama has been campaigning for at least the past year. All those fundraisers on our dime, timely photo-ops, and convenient speeches where he blasted his opponents sure didn’t look like leadership. They looked like blatant self-promotion. So now he tells us the campaign has officially begun. Good. Let the gloves come off, Romney. I hope you go after him as ruthlessly as Obama will go after you.
Stop the presses – have they actually learned something???? Obama Launches Campaign In Empty Arena ”Barack Obama launched his campaign in unspectacular fashion today at Ohio State University, the largest college in the crucial swing state. A photo posted to twitter by Mitt Romney’s campaign spokesman Ryan Williams reveals sparse attendance.” (Sidenote: I’ve been to that arena for numerous events. A Journey concert not too long ago had it filled to the brim. And from the way it looks, Obama only got about one-tenth of the number of people who typically show up for a Buckeye football game.)
His Full-Time Job ”In running for reelection, Obama has already set records. As of March 6, he’s held more fundraising events (104) than the previous five presidents combined (94). And I suspect Obama has set the record for blaming his predecessor for his own troubles. If he hasn’t, there’s still time. The election is six months away.” (Shaka to Biz)
New campaign, new slogan (kind of.) Obama’s New Campaign Slogan Is A Hitler Youth Marching Tune
But wait….we can just delete all that. Wikipedia Deletes Obama Campaign Slogan Ties to Socialists ”If President Obama is re-elected, the social and economic forces of Marxism will be unleashed because he will no longer have to worry about the next election. Four more years of this committed Marxist could do irreparable harm to our economy and institutions.”
Just like any good socialist, Obama has an enemies list. The President Has A List ”These are wealthy individuals, to be sure, but private citizens nonetheless. Not one holds elected office. Not one is a criminal. Not one has the barest fraction of the position or the power of the U.S. leader who is publicly assaulting them.”
UPDATE!!! Obama Officially Launches Campaign on Karl Marx’s Birthday (You can’t make this stuff up! Shaka to Mark)
In Other News….
I hope Fox News fires Jehmu Greene. I’ve always thought her fake smile was hiding a dark character. (Of course, it’s racist for me to say that)
An empowered Julia scenario. A Better Life For Julia ”Yesterday, President Obama’s team introduced the “Life of Julia,” a portrayal of a liberal vision of life for one woman. Our version shows how conservative policies, like the ones outlined in Heritage’s Saving the American Dream plan, can empower Julia and all Americans without government interference at every stage of life.” (BTW, what is it with Barry and all these make-believe, composite women???
ICYMI: Dictator Obama Issues New Threat to SCOTUS Over Obamacare But that’s not all! ”As an additional example of Obama’s illegal and (I believe) highly treasonous behaviors, on 1 May and 2 May Obama issued two additional unconstitutional and illegal Executive Orders.”
Final Thought: ”Forward, Forward. Clearly the trumpets fanfare! Forward, Forward. Youth doesn’t know any danger!” From “Vorwarts! Vorwarts!” Hitler youth song.
GOD BLESS AMERICA – PASS THIS ON – REMEMBER IN NOVEMBER!!
P.S. Shout-out to ExecuCar Dave! You’re a true patriot and Reagan would be proud
- FAIL. Obama Not Able to Fill Arena – Reseats Audience at Campaign Kick Off (thegatewaypundit.com)